Born yesterday

Imagine! A day ago I’d never even heard of the world, and suddenly here I am in it. There’s so much to write about – macaroni, Fun World, and a big sister who has it all figured out. Which is why boys adore her. I need to get her attention back on me, and quick. But how? Should I take up sumo wrestling? Stunt flying? All I know how to do is write. But don’t tell anyone. This diary you’re looking at is TOP SECRET. Just for you and me!