Maxx Rumble: footy twisted

Maxx Rumble’s footy stories are legendary. You won’t believe what happened to him when he played for the Stone Valley Saints!
“Just patch me up and let me get back out there!” I said.
“Maxx,” said Mr Lloyd, “have you seen yourself?” He held up a mirror. I couldn’t believe my eyes!
Maxx has never been so injured. He’s a mess. How can he possibly help the Saints win this vital game?