Jenny Q, stitched up

Right, here’s how things are… My mother is pregnant. I shizz you not. My mum will be going around with a bump for all to see that she’s still, well, shagging. Oh god I can’t bear it – talk about a stitch-up. Then there’s Stevie Lee Bolton – every time I see him I’m like a stunned goldfish and just stand there with my mouth opening and closing. So between my untakebackably embarrassing family and a certain Stevie Lee, how will I be ready for Teen Factor X – not even my friends know about my dodgy yodelings and secret obsession with becoming a star!